20 Names Kim Kardashian Should Name Baby No. 2
As we’re all anticipating the arrival of Kardashian-West Baby No. 2 (The sex of whom has not yet been confirmed) we can’t help but wonder what his or her name will be. A name like North West will be tough to follow, but I’ve got a few suggestions of my own for the newest bundle of joy:
1. SOUTH WEST
It’s expected, sure, but doesn’t make it any less intriguing. Also, South, I’ll gladly take your Southwest drink coupons until you turn 21 (Because I can only assume there’d be some sort of promotional partnership going on there).
2. WILD WEST
The Wild Wild West was America’s frontier in the 17th Century and it will be again in the 21st century–We can’t wait to see where life takes ya, Wild.
3. OLD WEST
Synonym for Wild West because seriously I can’t wait to see who this child grows up to be.
4. NEW WEST
Because this kid doesn’t follow the trends; they create them. He or she will do the Whip & the Nae Nae to the beat of their own drum.
5. MID WEST
Naming baby #2 after the nation’s prairie land will be iconic and full of corn. Seriously, home of the president, the Blackhawks, and now of the most famous baby on the planet, Mid.
6. KEY WEST
Thy kin shall be born and be appointed the name of Key West. On the eve of thy most new year, thy shall descend in a chariot of resemblance to that of a hot pink glitter stilleto.
7. DUE WEST
Growing up in a showbiz family, baby #2 will definitely be heading for the Hollywood Hills to star on the new E! show, “Keeping Up With The Kiddos”.
8. PHOEBE -OR- PHOEBO WEST
Phoebe if it’s a girl, Phoebo if it’s a boy.
9. BLESSED WEST
Born into America’s royalty, this baby is #blessed.
10. DAKOTA -OR- CAROLINA WEST
Because big sister, North. Because geography. Because ‘Murica.
11. STAR WEST
Follow the North-Star sibling duo on Twitter to find the answers you’ve been looking for.
12. HEAD WEST
“Siri, what should Kim and Kanye name their second baby?” “Head west, then take a right on Lake Street.” “Siri, you never get it, do you?” SMH.
13. HOME “BOUND” WEST
All them other names are lame and you know it now. Hashtag #kardashianbaby will trend When I come to town… Bound.
14. KOMPASS WEST
Only fitting.
15. BEST D. WEST
(Here come the horrible puns) Kim and Kanye are style icons so it’s no surprise that their offsprings will carry that legacy. Baby #2 is sure to be voted “Best Dressed” as his or her senior superlative.
16. MELLO WEST
The newest addition to the Kardashian clan will be the wallflower: observant, keen, and the mellowest celeb out there (in a good way).
17. SOUTHBYSOUTH WEST
This child will be known worldwide for their exemplary taste in film, music, and digital creativity.
18. IMP WEST
A little unconventional naming a child “Imp” but c’mon, no matter what their name is, one look at their bloodline and you’ll be impressed. (I rolled my eyes at me too).
19. HOUSA WEST
Stay in school, kids.
20. KIM KARDASHIAN II
Pull a Lorelei Gilmore & keep the name going.